Warrior Princess

Granted; you accidentally drop the hammer into lava. Sucks for you. I wish I had my own car and NOTHING bad happened to it.

Erin, an intelligent but slightly ditsy high school senior, has just been asked by Harvard's dean of admissions how she would be an asset to the college. ERIN: How would ...

Granted; you accidentally download a mega virus that wipes out every computer in America. I wish I was turning 18 instead of 17.

Granted; now a thousand children in a third-world country have no food at all. I wish I had beautiful light blue eyes.

Well, how would you define "mean people?"

Granted; so is an evil leprechaun. I wish I was in a Broadway production.

Name. I can get that changed rather easily. Would you rather be the most beautiful man/woman in the world, or be married to someone gorgeous?

Poodles. I love poodles! :D Would you rather be able to hack any internet account or summon a magic carpet?

Sorry. I have no problem believing that Grumpy isn't smiling. As of yet, I never have seen him smiling. TUBM plays an instrument.

I would break the law and get on it anyway. MUST HAVE YWS. What if you were offered $100,000 to give up your favorite food for the rest of your ...

Granted; now they are stealing your life savings. I wish I could make myself be a vegetarian.

I'd beat my brother at armwrestling AND marry a beautiful woman. Win win. What if you had to get up at 4 every morning?

I'm glad I've seen that episode, else I'd have no clue at all what you were talking about. Fortunately, I have, and I love you for posting this. True, "Friday" ...

I'd say, "Okay, fine, I'll feed you if it's that important! Gah!" What if you had to live in a cathedral?

True! I almost never get sick, actually. I have a remarkably strong constitution. :D TUBM is a female under the age of 16. This is a safe bet because it ...